WODQA.NOT JUST VODKA.
Wodqa®, or short »W«, is an extremely pure ultra-premium vodka made with the help of Mother Nature. And what a tough bitch that mother is.
Her maxim: Radical Purity.
Wodqa® with the softly pronounced »W« for its smooth taste and the distinct »Q« for quality is the result. It’s what makes Wodqa® so dangerously good.
Thanks Mother Nature. That’s why we love you so much.
Good enoughISN’T GOOD ENOUGH.
It’s when you do the opposite of everybody else that you create something unlike everything else. Wodqa® is zero times filtered – that’s less than everyone else.
Wodqa® is seven times distilled – that’s more than everyone else.
Radical Purity. Dangerously good.
STAINLESS STEEL FOR ITS PROTECTION.AND YOURS.
Radical packaging for a good reason. Actually five. First, it’s pretty dark inside a can. So, no light can damage its smooth taste. Second, stainless steel cools much faster than glass. Third, it’s shatter proof, unlike those shiny glass bottles.
Fourth, it’s much lighter, which helps with the ecological footprint. Fifth, we reject decadent gimmicks. Just like the taste, we keep it extremely pure. Sixth, it’s bulletproof. Actually, it isn’t. If you need a bulletproof can, you shouldn’t drink.
THE TRINITY OF »W«:WATER. WHEAT. AND A SECRET WEAPON.
WHEAT.
Our wheat fields are local. In fact, they are right next door. It’s a small, family run farm that works organically and maintains natural soil health. For the production of our Wodqa® we only ever use their winter wheat. This grain’s milder flavor characters for our extreme distillation. It is also famous for breadmaking. But let’s just say we rather drink than eat.
WATER.
Radical packaging for a good reason. Or five. First, it’s pretty dark inside a can. So, no light can damage its smooth taste. Second, stainless steel cools much faster than glass. Third, it’s shatter proof, unlike those shiny glass bottles. Fourth, it’s much lighter, so you can carry more of it. Fifth, no decadent gimmicks. Sixth, it’s bulletproof. Actually, it isn’t. If you need a bulletproof can, you shouldn’t drink.
SECRET WEAPON.
To quote our master distiller: “Mother Nature never rushes, yet everything gets done”. Batch distillation is just like that. In this process the mash is completely fed into the still and slowly heated. In the case of Wodqa®, a seven-times distillation via five pot stills at a time then takes place. The mash is heated slowly to secure only the heart of each distillation – without the heads or tails – a rarity for vodka. It’s a process crafted by hand in our Estate distillery with its own malting machines to insure minimal external influences for maximum purity. It’s a bit like pure malt whiskey distilleries. But let’s keep that a little secret between us.
MULTIPLE SIZES AND PACKAGING OPTIONS.
EXPLICIT GIFT I
EXPLICIT GIFT II
EXPLICIT GIFT III
TURNS ANY SPEED RACKINTO A SPEED DEMON RACK.
Wodqa® in a bottle is the same ultra-premium vodka, but it is exclusively designed for speed racks in bars and clubs. Best enjoyed pure and slightly chilled.
Because we know time is money, cash, dough, bucks, bread, moolah or whatever you like to call it. Sometimes speed is quintessential.
THINK OF RAINBOW.
With ultra-premium Wodqa® well established, we will conquer the spirits market with further explicit liquids: »Q« for Qorn. »G« for Gin. »M« for Mezqal, »T« for Tequila, »L« for Liqueur… you get the idea.
Five times distilled. Zero times filtered. Always premium. Always with the help of Mother Nature. Always with a radical attitude.
LONG AND SHORT DRINQS.
And some explicit lifestyle.
Mother Nature doesn’t like to fuzz around. When it comes to long and short drinqs we like to keep it simple too: with ingredients from her garden, like a twig of rosemary or a coffee bean. No frills, just fusions of basic flavors.
In that way you can taste the fine aromas and the extreme softness of the »W«. If we want to go a little over the top, guess what, we know how to do just that.
CONTAINS TRACES OFMUSIQ.
We love, love, love music. So why not combine our passion for music with our passion for explicit liquids. Welcome to “Wolken Kuckuksheim”, or “Cloud Cuckoo Land”. It’s our little lodge, hidden high up in the mountains.
From here we will stream live sessions from bands that are as explicit as our liquids. Walk-in’s are welcome. But just so you know, it is a hike. Rest assured, we will also bring Wolken Kuckuksheim to a mountain near you. And it will always be a little cuckoo in here.
QORN. HOW THE GERMANS OVERCOME THEIR ANGST.
Korn is a German hard liquor, not for the faint-hearted. First banned in 1545 it soon gained a strong following. Today, with the end being near, we thought the timing couldn’t be more appropriate for a new Korn.
Introducing: Qorn. Five times distilled and zero times filtered, as required by an old German law. The result is a premium version of what our forefathers drank to conquer their German Angst.
OUR QUESTFOR QUALITY.
Glen Grisham | Sales representative | +1(310) 8809916 | glengrisham@locuswineconsulting.com
Imprint
WODQA©
is represented by sales representives (US)
Peter Buck (California): +1 (310) 8717775
pb@explicitliquids.net
Glen Grisham (California): +1 (310) 8809916
glengrisham@locuswineconsulting.com
Licensed by
Raimund Schmelzer (Germany)
(founder & brand owner)
Ronsdorfer Straße 75
40233 Düsseldorf, Germany
rs@explicitliquids.net
M: +49 174.1044449